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Type of data collected
By visiting our Website you could provide us with personal data in different ways, for example: By completing the data collection form that may appear on our Website, or By sending us an email, in which case we will retain the content of your email messages, along with your address and our response. On the other hand, by accessing the Website we may also collect information about your computer, including, where appropriate, your IP address, operating system and browser type, for the purposes of system administration.
Use of the data provided
In accordance with the provisions of the Law, we inform you that the personal data collected when accessing the Website or by any other means will be incorporated into a personal data file for which Youshow is responsible.
The purpose of the processing of your data is (i) to manage your browsing through the Website and (ii) any other indicated in each data collection form. By clicking on the corresponding send / validation button, included in the respective data collection forms, you declare that the information and personal data provided are accurate and up-to-date.
Access to information
You may at any time exercise your rights of access, rectification, cancellation and opposition to the processing of your personal data by sending a written notification, attaching a photocopy of a document proving your identity, to the following address: Calle Bustamante 4 , Bajo 4, 28045 Madrid or firstname.lastname@example.org
We have implemented and maintain the highest levels of security required by the Law to protect your personal data against accidental losses and unauthorized access, uses or disclosures. However, the transmission of information through the Internet is not totally secure. Therefore, although we will use our best efforts to protect your data, we can not guarantee the security of the same during transit to our Website. All the information you provide will be sent at your own risk. Once your data is received, we will use rigorous security procedures and functions to prevent any unauthorized access.
Third party sites
All names, images and voice recordings that appear on the Website have been captured with the prior consent of the user and / or the persons appearing in the images and / or recordings. Likewise, the user and / or the persons appearing in the images and / or recordings have expressly authorized their name, image and voice to be used for any purpose (commercial, promotional and others) in any communication medium, for all over the world and for the maximum term of the rights, not giving rise to any type of economic consideration. In the event that you would like to download and publish in any medium or on social networks, the images or recordings in which other people appear, you shall be solely responsible for obtaining the express prior consent of such persons for this purpose. You will exonerate YouShow from any liability that may result from not obtaining by you the prior consent of the other persons indicated in this paragraph and / or from any unlawful use that you make of the names, images and / or recordings that appear on the Website.
We inform you that the website www.youshow.com.es (the “Website”) is a website operated by YOUSHOW CREATIONS SL (hereinafter, “Youshow” or “We”) provided with CIF B-86987252, registered in the Mercantile Registry of Madrid, volume 32.380, folio 181, section 8, page M-581006, and with the registered office at Calle Bustamante 4, CP: 28045. If you wish to obtain additional information about Youshow, consult the CONTACT section of the Website or send an email to: email@example.com. The term “You” refers to you as a user of our Website.
We have established the terms on which we provide access to our Website. They include the terms and conditions that regulate:
the use of our cookies on the Website (see our “Cookies Policy”);
Together these documents are called “Terms and Conditions”.
Use of this Website
The fact that you access and use the Website means that you accept the Terms and Conditions and that you agree to give full compliance to them.
You should read all the Terms and Conditions before using the Website. You should also save or print a copy of these Terms and Conditions to be able to consult them in the future. However, keep in mind that we can change them in a timely manner, so we recommend that you read them each time you access the Website. The revised Terms and Conditions will be available through the Website. It will be understood that you have accepted any changes to the Terms and Conditions after having been informed of such changes on the initial page of the Website, you have continued to access or use it.
The use of automated systems or software to extract content or data from our Website for commercial purposes is not allowed.
If you do not accept these Terms and Conditions, you should not use the Website.
Access to Our Website
We update our Website regularly, so we can change its contents at any time without prior notification. We reserve the right to remove, modify or suspend the service at any time without prior notice.
All the necessary procedures to access this Website are your responsibility, as it is to ensure that all the people who access it through their Internet connection know these Terms and Conditions.
Please note that the use of our Website is conditioned on your computer or portable device complying with our minimum standard technical specifications and compatibility notice. We advise you to consult these specifications to make sure that your computer or portable device is compatible with our products and services; We will not assume responsibility for any failure that occurs on the Website due to incompatibility (including, but not limited to, minimum storage and memory requirements at all times).
You agree not to use the Website for fraudulent purposes and to not engage in any conduct that may damage the image, interests and rights of YouShow or third parties. It is also obliged not to perform any action aimed at damaging, invalidating or overloading the Website or to hinder in any way its normal use and operation.
Reliability of the Published Information
The Materials published on our Website are not intended to constitute advice and should not be understood as such. We therefore deny, in the broadest terms permitted by local legislation, any responsibility with respect to any action based on such information.
Intellectual and Industrial Property
All industrial and intellectual property rights over all information, images, our logo, service marks, trade names, trademarks and other content displayed on the Website (“Materials”) are the property of YouShow or have been licensed to YouShow by its licensors, the use of the Website and Materials being subject to the following restrictions. Likewise, for these purposes, all the images of physical persons and / or voice reproductions that appear on the Website and that have been captured and reproduced with the prior express consent of such persons will be considered as Materials.
You may access, view and print a copy of this Website and all Materials in strict accordance with the Terms and Conditions. In this sense, you can only view, print, use and quote the Website and the Materials for your own personal and non-commercial use and provided that you mention us when appropriate.
The use of the Website for its part does not imply the transfer of any intellectual or industrial property rights over it or over the Materials. In this sense, it is expressly forbidden that, except in those cases in which it is legally permitted or mediated by the prior authorization of YouShow, the User:
remove notices of copyright or other proprietary notices contained in the Materials;
use Web Site Materials in a manner that may infringe the copyrights, intellectual property rights or property rights of us or third parties; or what
In the event that YouShow authorizes a link, it will be established in the following terms:
Links to Our Website
You may establish links to any page of the Website, with the authorization of YouShow, for non-commercial purposes and provided you do so in a reasonable and legal manner without damaging our reputation or taking advantage of it. For clarification purposes, the site with a link to ours must not contain material that is not suitable for minors or illegal or materials that are offensive, constituting harassment or that for other reasons are objectionable, without making any false, inaccurate or false statement. incorrect on the Website or YouShow from the site that links to ours (“Linked Site”).
You must not establish links to our Website in such a way as to suggest the existence of any form of association, approval or recommendation on our part when it does not exist. You must refrain from removing or hiding by means of framing or in any other way advertisements, copyright notices or other information published on the Website. Our Website can not be framed anywhere else.
In the event that YouShow authorizes a link, it will be established in the following terms:
the link will only connect to the initial page of the Website;
the authorization granted by YouShow will not mean in any case that: (i) it sponsors, collaborates, verifies or supervises the contents or services provided through the Linked Site; nor (ii) that is responsible for the contents of the Linked Site;
the Linked Site will comply fully with the Law and in no case may it contain its own content or that of a third party that: (i) is illegal or harmful or contrary to ethics and good customs (pornographic, violent, racist, etc.); (ii) deceive or deceive the User by misleadingly believing that YouShow subscribes, supports or otherwise supports the ideas, statements or expressions, whether legal or illegal, of the sender; and (iii) they are inappropriate or irrelevant and refer to the YouShow activity.
We reserve the right to withdraw the link permission at any time and without prior notice. In any case, in the event that any of the preceding terms are breached, YouShow will proceed immediately and without prior notice to the deactivation of the link.
Privacy, your personal data and Cookies
Our Website or the Materials may contain links to third party websites. In those cases in which the Website hosts Third Party Sites, YouShow will act as a provider of intermediation services, in accordance with article 17 of the Law of Services of the Information Society and Electronic Commerce (the “LSSI”). As foreseen by the LSSI, YouShow will not assume responsibility with respect to the services and contents provided through Third Party Sites, unless it is effectively illegitimate and has not deactivated the link with due diligence.
The existence of Third Party Sites does not imply in any case the recommendation, promotion, identification or acceptance by YouShow of the declarations, contents or services provided through them. Therefore, YouShow will not assume responsibility with respect to the contents of the Third Party Sites or their conditions of use or privacy policies, only You are responsible for verifying and accepting them each time you access and use them.
If you choose to visit a Third Party Site, you will do so at your own risk. We are not responsible for the contents, accuracy or opinions expressed on such sites. The links do not mean that we or our Website are affiliated or associated with them.
The inclusion of a link on our Website or in our communications with you does not mean that we (or our parent companies, subsidiaries or associated entities or their respective clients) recommend the linked site. If you decide to access linked third-party websites, you do so at your own risk.
Information on the Website
If it comes to your knowledge or that of another Internet user that any information or content of the Website or facilitated through it is illegal, violates third-party rights, contravenes the Terms and Conditions or is in any other way pernicious or contrary to ethics or As usual practice, you can contact YouShow at the following email address: firstname.lastname@example.org or at the following postal address: Calle Bustamante 4, Bajo 4, 28045 Madrid.
personal information of the notifier: name, address, telephone number and email address;
description of the facts that show that the content or information is illegal or inappropriate and the specific address in which it is available;
in the case of infringement of third party rights, such as intellectual and industrial property rights, the data of the owner of the infringed rights must be indicated in the case of a person other than the notifier. The instrument evidencing the ownership of the violated rights must also be presented and, where appropriate, the powers to act on behalf of the owner when the latter is a person other than the notifier.
The reception by YouShow of the aforementioned notification will not mean in any case, under the LSSI, that there is effective knowledge of the activities or contents indicated by the notifier, when it is not obvious or obvious. In any case, YouShow reserves the right to suspend or delete content that, while not being illegal, contravenes these Terms and Conditions, taking into account in each case the legal rights in conflict.
Therefore, if you consider that the Third Party Sites have illegal, pernicious, degrading, violent or inappropriate content, you can notify YouShow at the following email address: email@example.com without such notification entails in any case The obligation of YouShow to remove the link in question and without necessarily meaning that YouShow has effective knowledge of the illegality of the contents of the Third Party Site for the purposes of current legislation.
To the fullest extent legally permitted, we exclude and deny all warranties, terms, conditions and statements that may be inferred from the law in relation to this Website. In particular, we do not declare or guarantee that the Website is free of errors or viruses or other harmful elements or that the defects will be corrected. You must adopt your own precautions in this regard.
We assume no responsibility for the lack of maintenance of the Website.
We will not assume responsibility under these Terms and Conditions in relation to any indirect, quantifiable, incidental, consequential or any other type of damage, even when we have been warned of the possibility of their occurrence.
The Materials may contain inaccurate information or typographical errors. We do not guarantee the accuracy or integrity of the Materials.
We will not assume responsibility for any damages arising from your actions or omissions based on the Materials available on this Website. However, nothing contained in these Terms and Conditions will affect your legal rights or exclude our liability for: (i) death or personal injury that results from our negligence; (ii) fraudulent false statements; and / or (iii) any other liability that the applicable legislation prevents from excluding or limiting.
Legal Compliance and Applicable Legislation
The access and use of the Website on your part also means full acceptance of this section (“Legal Compliance and Applicable Law”), so you should read it carefully each time you access the Website.
These Terms and Conditions will be regulated by Spanish law, submitting any issue or conflict that brings cause thereof to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts and tribunals of Madrid (Spain).
You expressly and without reservation accept that access and use of the Website on your part will be done solely and exclusively under your own responsibility and that you are responsible for compliance with all local laws of application to the use of the Website or in other related way with the same. In this regard, you agree not to use the Website for fraudulent purposes and not to harm the image, interests or rights of YouShow or third parties with your conduct. It also undertakes not to perform any act that has the purpose of damaging, damaging or overloading the Website or that may prevent its normal use and operation in any way. To the extent that the Website or any activity contemplated by it violates the law of a jurisdiction other than the Spanish one, you are prohibited in such case from accessing or using the Website or attempting to carry out such activity, prevailing the present provision on any other of these Terms and Conditions.
In this regard, you are informed that if you breach the Terms and Conditions or any other particular terms and conditions contained in the Website, YouShow reserves the right to limit, suspend or cancel your access to the Website, adopting the technical measures require for that purpose. YouShow also reserves the right to adopt such measures if it reasonably suspects that it violates any of the terms and conditions of the aforementioned instruments.
In the event that any of the provisions of the Terms and Conditions is declared void, it will be eliminated or replaced. In any case, the declaration of nullity or will not affect the rest of the provisions of these Terms and Conditions.
If you have any concerns or doubts regarding the materials that appear on our Website or about the use of this Website or these Terms and Conditions, send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
If you wish to suggest any improvement or additional content of the Website, send us an email to email@example.com. Our postal address is Calle Bustamante 4, Bajo 4, 28045 Madrid.
Access to information ou can exercise at any time your rights of access, rectification, cancellation and opposition to the processing of your personal data by sending a written notification, attaching a photocopy of a document proving your identity, to any of the following addresses: