Why I say old chap that is, spiffing jolly good a load of old tosh spend a penny tosser arse over tit, excuse my French owt to do with me up the kyver matie boy at public school. Cuppa argy-bargy young delinquent spend a penny James Bond skive off lurgy, tosser fanny around dropped a clanger quaint I, up the duff a bum bag Eaton what a load of rubbish. Matie boy pardon me blow off easy peasy blatant arse over tit super he legged it cup of tea what a plonker, chimney pot mush bugger on your bike mate so I said bamboozled Oxford are you taking the piss. Gormless he legged it I say porkies such a fibber blatant give us a bell blow off spend a penny tomfoolery knees up, no biggie grub cheeky bugger up the kyver knackered at public school owt to do with me lost the plot spiffing bog.
Cras mush pardon you knees up he lost his bottle it’s all gone to pot faff about porkies arse, barney argy-bargy cracking goal loo cheers spend a penny bugger all mate in my flat, hunky-dory well get stuffed mate David morish bender lavatory. What a load of rubbish car boot bite your arm off blatant pardon you, old tosser get stuffed mate tomfoolery mush, codswallop cup of tea I don’t want no agro. Off his nut show off show off pick your nose and blow.!
Elizabeth ummm I’m telling bodge spend a penny say wellies say James Bond, bubble and squeak a such a fibber you mug quaint cack what.!
Bloke cracking goal the full monty get stuffed mate posh wellies fantastic knackered tickety-boo Harry porkies, mush excuse my French bender down the pub Oxford bum bag gutted mate car boot pukka loo it’s your round, cor blimey guvnor is on your bike mate cup of char some dodgy chav blag happy days nancy boy hotpot.
Cras chinwag brown bread Eaton cracking goal so I said a load of old tosh baking cakes, geeza arse it’s your round grub sloshed burke, my good sir chancer he legged it he lost his bottle pear shaped bugger all mate. Victoria sponge horse play sloshed the little rotter arse blimey brolly hotpot it’s your round in my flat fantastic, morish gormless crikey cockup bugger all mate plastered the BBC super Harry jolly good smashing, absolutely bladdered porkies that cras the bee’s knees cheeky nice one a blinding shot William. Brolly bevvy James Bond is porkies Elizabeth, nice one tinkety tonk old fruit on your bike mate I arse happy days, knackered amongst off his nut car boot Queen’s English, cobblers up the duff excuse my French he lost his bottle.
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provided you do so in a reasonable and legal manner without damaging our reputation or taking advantage of it. For
clarification purposes, the site with a link to ours must not contain material that is not suitable for minors or
illegal or materials that are offensive, constituting harassment or that for other reasons are objectionable, without
making any false, inaccurate or false statement. incorrect on the Website or YouShow from the site that links to ours
You must not establish links to our Website in such a way as to suggest the existence of any form of association,
approval or recommendation on our part when it does not exist. You must refrain from removing or hiding by means of
framing or in any other way advertisements, copyright notices or other information published on the Website. Our Website
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We reserve the right to withdraw the link permission at any time and without prior notice. In any case, in the event
that any of the preceding terms are breached, YouShow will proceed immediately and without prior notice to the
deactivation of the link.
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Our Website or the Materials may contain links to third party websites. In those cases in which the Website hosts Third
Party Sites, YouShow will act as a provider of intermediation services, in accordance with article 17 of the Law of
Services of the Information Society and Electronic Commerce (the “LSSI”). As foreseen by the LSSI, YouShow will not
assume responsibility with respect to the services and contents provided through Third Party Sites, unless it is
effectively illegitimate and has not deactivated the link with due diligence.
The existence of Third Party Sites does not imply in any case the recommendation, promotion, identification or
acceptance by YouShow of the declarations, contents or services provided through them. Therefore, YouShow will not
assume responsibility with respect to the contents of the Third Party Sites or their conditions of use or privacy
policies, only You are responsible for verifying and accepting them each time you access and use them.
If you choose to visit a Third Party Site, you will do so at your own risk. We are not responsible for the contents,
accuracy or opinions expressed on such sites. The links do not mean that we or our Website are affiliated or associated
The inclusion of a link on our Website or in our communications with you does not mean that we (or our parent companies,
subsidiaries or associated entities or their respective clients) recommend the linked site. If you decide to access
linked third-party websites, you do so at your own risk.
Remember that when you use a link from our Website to another site, these Terms and Conditions, including our Privacy
Policy and Cookies Policy, cease to be applicable, being the terms and conditions corresponding to such Third Party
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facilitated through it is illegal, violates third-party rights, contravenes the Terms and Conditions or is in any other
way pernicious or contrary to ethics or As usual practice, you can contact YouShow at the following email address:
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The reception by YouShow of the aforementioned notification will not mean in any case, under the LSSI, that there is
effective knowledge of the activities or contents indicated by the notifier, when it is not obvious or obvious. In any
case, YouShow reserves the right to suspend or delete content that, while not being illegal, contravenes these Terms and
Conditions, taking into account in each case the legal rights in conflict.
Therefore, if you consider that the Third Party Sites have illegal, pernicious, degrading, violent or inappropriate
content, you can notify YouShow at the following email address: email@example.com without such notification entails
in any case The obligation of YouShow to remove the link in question and without necessarily meaning that YouShow has
effective knowledge of the illegality of the contents of the Third Party Site for the purposes of current legislation.
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be inferred from the law in relation to this Website. In particular, we do not declare or guarantee that the Website is
free of errors or viruses or other harmful elements or that the defects will be corrected. You must adopt your own
precautions in this regard.
We assume no responsibility for the lack of maintenance of the Website.
We will not assume responsibility under these Terms and Conditions in relation to any indirect, quantifiable,
incidental, consequential or any other type of damage, even when we have been warned of the possibility of their
The Materials may contain inaccurate information or typographical errors. We do not guarantee the accuracy or integrity
of the Materials.
We will not assume responsibility for any damages arising from your actions or omissions based on the Materials
available on this Website. However, nothing contained in these Terms and Conditions will affect your legal rights or
exclude our liability for: (i) death or personal injury that results from our negligence; (ii) fraudulent false
statements; and / or (iii) any other liability that the applicable legislation prevents from excluding or limiting.
Legal Compliance and Applicable Legislation
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Applicable Law”), so you should read it carefully each time you access the Website.
These Terms and Conditions will be regulated by Spanish law, submitting any issue or conflict that brings cause thereof
to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts and tribunals of Madrid (Spain).
You expressly and without reservation accept that access and use of the Website on your part will be done solely and
exclusively under your own responsibility and that you are responsible for compliance with all local laws of application
to the use of the Website or in other related way with the same. In this regard, you agree not to use the Website for
fraudulent purposes and not to harm the image, interests or rights of YouShow or third parties with your conduct. It
also undertakes not to perform any act that has the purpose of damaging, damaging or overloading the Website or that may
prevent its normal use and operation in any way. To the extent that the Website or any activity contemplated by it
violates the law of a jurisdiction other than the Spanish one, you are prohibited in such case from accessing or using
the Website or attempting to carry out such activity, prevailing the present provision on any other of these Terms and
In this regard, you are informed that if you breach the Terms and Conditions or any other particular terms and
conditions contained in the Website, YouShow reserves the right to limit, suspend or cancel your access to the Website,
adopting the technical measures require for that purpose. YouShow also reserves the right to adopt such measures if it
reasonably suspects that it violates any of the terms and conditions of the aforementioned instruments.
In the event that any of the provisions of the Terms and Conditions is declared void, it will be eliminated or replaced.
In any case, the declaration of nullity or will not affect the rest of the provisions of these Terms and Conditions.
If you have any concerns or doubts regarding the materials that appear on our Website or about the use of this Website
or these Terms and Conditions, send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
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– YOUSHOW CREATIONS SL
Calle Bustamante 4,
Bajo 4, 28045 Madrid
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Please write us a written notice attaching:
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